Day 8 of Zombie Apocalypse.
Virus has caused rapid mutation in animals. I saw a carnivorous parakeet the size of a Winnebago carry off a great dane. Australia being plagued by blood-thirsty koalas who’ve consumed 50% of the country’s kangaroos. Wife is constantly singing “helter skelter”, and I swear I see footprints on the ceiling. Animals are taking on human characteristics, even communicating with each other. Worse yet, the 100-lb squirrels in my backyard have taken to singing ABBA and Carpenter songs non-stop. Saw a huge chipmunk dressed as Elvis this morning.Found an extra box of shotgun shells in my basement. Saving the last 2 for us. Masada, bitches…