AHA! The secret to making money writing!

I’ve finally discovered the secret. After years of struggling to find an agent who’ll help me become the next million-selling author, I’ve stumbled upon the secret, which I’m glad to share with you.

The single BEST way to make money with your writing is to WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR WRITING!!

That said, I plan to get to work on one!