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When my kids come to visit me, they take different routes to get here. They all know and accept that each of them needs to take a different route, and they don’t judge each other. They each want to get here the best way they can. And I certainly don’t care about how they get […]

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To: Supreme High Exalted Ruler From: Commander Fremlin Bleeg, Planet Earth Reconnaissance Force Date: 56.72.986.47-32-48-Hike Your Most Exalted Obnoxiousness: Here is a brief recap of recent observations from our advance scouts. A more formal report will be forthcoming, consistent with established protocol, within the next 24 bleems. These earthlings are the strangest creatures we’ve encountered […]

Click on this link to see the recipe —–> It’s NOT called Tomato Sauce, It’s GRAVY! Any person of Italian descent, or anyone who even KNOWS someone of Italian descent, knows about Sunday Gravy. It has served as the foundation for Sunday afternoon dinners for generations. Oh, how I remember those 4-hour meals… the fresh […]

I was think about the top FIVE people throughout history with whom I’d like to spend an hour… 5. Groucho Marx- great comedic mind, but also an underappreciated author. How could you not be intrigued by a guy who said “I would never want to belong to a club that would have a guy like […]

Day 8 of Zombie Apocalypse. Virus has caused rapid mutation in animals. I saw a carnivorous parakeet the size of a Winnebago carry off a great dane. Australia being plagued by blood-thirsty koalas who’ve consumed 50% of the country’s kangaroos. Wife is constantly singing “helter skelter”, and I swear I see footprints on the ceiling. […]

Day 6 of the Zombie  Apocalypse. Internet is down. No electricity or water. Food supplies down to a couple of frozen pop tarts and a quart of Lemoncello. Running low on ammo. Rumors of cannibalism in the area. Hidden the knives because wife is looking at me strangely. Used up my house’s emergency battery backup […]